Candy Cochon


Ever felt the urge to create a Candy/Pig Mashup? Then this article is for you!



That's right, this baboy is one hundred percent hand crafted rich Corinthian Cedar deep from within the forests of Quetzlzacatenango. The rose hued coloration lovingly extruded from Cladonia cristatella carefully sourced from our source deep in the outback of the Atlanta Plains.



The tri-sided "ears" are mated to the main body with a gluey substance that, when heated to its melting point, functions as an excellent adhesive. This porker's bulbous head is not meant to imitate life, but rather poke a "cheaky" finger at society by satrizing its less-than-transparent nature. And it let's you see how much candy you have left. Turns out irony ain't just a river in Egypt.



The nose is entirely decorative; carved, cured, & coloured as close to the ancient techniques that time would permit. The tail, also decorative, is actually just painted on! I know, right?! Mind. Blown. Advanced techniques in lighting and shading make it appear so lifelike we're almost afraid to touch it!



This poor poaka unfortunately has a bulbous side-of-the-head tumour that's a bit difficult to miss. The Candy Delivery System did require some concessions and this was the necessary bit to make it a candy dispenser. Otherwise, it's just a box with candy in it. Anyway, see the amazing dispensing action SamanthaVision below.




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